Kayla. 20. Searching for my soul mate -slash- investment banker. Inebriated alter ego, "the princess". Occasional public wearer of tiaras with corsets. Closeted computer geek. Lives and loves in high heels. Superficial. Intellectual. Delusions of greatness. Manic and effervescent. A feverish writer. A Southern Belle du Jour who doubles as a neurotic party-girl. With "caked-on make-up." Dates like a man, loves like a woman. Parties "like a rockstar". Victim of my own sexuality.